70+ Best Pink Puns And Jokes

If you want to have a good laugh or look up some funny puns and jokes to share with your friends, we’ve got the best puns and jokes when you need to think pink!

Everyone appreciates a good pun or joke, so if you want to have a good laugh yourself or make other people laugh hysterically, these puns and jokes will definitely help you out. Whether at school, home or hanging out with your friends, you never have to worry about a dull moment with these jokes.

From Pink Panther jokes and puns, to Pink Floyd puns, pink flamingo puns, pink elephant puns, puns about the color pink, and even lots of pop culture references, we have it all here. You don’t have to look anywhere else for a pink joke to make people laugh!

If you are interested in finding more funny puns and jokes to share with your friends, make sure to check out these color puns and these rose puns and captions for lots more laughs!

Pink Puns You Will Like

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Here is a pink pun list that will get everyone in your circle to laugh.

1. A country where everyone drives a pink Cadillac is called a pink car-nation!

2. Pink Panther counts the ants he’s killed: Dead ant, dead ant, a dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, a dead aaaaaant....

3. The pink plastic birds which are popularly used in Florida as lawn ornaments are called placebo flamingos.

4. The phone went "green! green!", so I pinked it up and said, “Yellow?”

5. The singer Pink was ordering takeout. She said: "I'm comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started!"

6. As a Pink Floyd fan, I’m so angry when I see a vegan eating pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?

7.  I broke my little finger today.  Good thing I haven't make any pinky promises recently.

8. My dad always wears a pink shirt every time he goes jogging. It’s a bit of a running joke in the family.

9. Here is Pink Panther’s to do list: To Do, To Do, To Do To Do To Do To Do, To Doooooooo!

10. Pink Panther’s house is at the dead end, dead end, dead end dead end dead end dead end dead eeeeeend.

11. Almost every time I order steak in a restaurant, I prefer it pink inside. Sometimes I ask for it red, but that’s rare.

12. I suffer from the persistent delusion that I have white, brown and pink stripes. My psychologist told me I have a Neapolitan complex.

13. I have a lot of pink pants and when people ask me why my wardrobe is filled with pink pants, I tell them that I am the Pink Pantser.

15. I broke my pinky today, but on the other hand, I am absolutely fine.

17. I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the pink.

18. I was just forced to swallow pink food coloring. I feel violet-ed.

19.  A pig has an eye irritation. It could be pink eye, but it's very hard to tell.

20. I almost got pink eye, it’s a good thing that I’m colorblind.

Pink Jokes You Will Love

You may like one of these pink jokes that will leave your friends in stitches. Only the funniest pink jokes made it onto this list!

23. What do you call a Pink Floyd album cover made from cereal? The Dark Side Of The Spoon.

24. What equipment does Pink Panther need for his guitars? Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

25. I’m a chef and today, a customer called for me because he wanted to compliment me for cooking his steak so perfectly without any pink inside. What can I say? It’s always nice to be complimented for a job well done.

26. The American education system obviously listens to Pink Floyd because they’ve sure left those kids a loan.

27. Can someone suggest a good builder?

I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since.

I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s Just Another Brick In The Wall!

28. Do you think pink could be a cat's favorite color? No, it's purr-ple.

29. How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan? Play their music on shuffle.

30. We can't decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery. You see, we're having an infan-tile problem.

31. Which psychologist would be the best for the members of Pink Floyd? Surely, it would be Pink Freud!

32. Why has it been so difficult for me to think of a Pink Floyd pun? I don't know, maybe you've just hit a wall.

Our Favorite Puns About Roses

Here are the best puns to make you laugh till your belly hurts. They could even make great rose puns for Instagram captions too! We hope you like them, which one is your favorite?

‍33. You should water your roses with Budweiser beer if you want them to become smarter.

34. My husband gave me a bouquet of roses for our anniversary. Guess he really rose to the occasion.

35.  Roses are the friendliest flowers. They always thank you a bunch.

36. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I don’t really know where it stems from, but I think it will be stuck with me for sometime.

37.  The flower was challenged, but it really rose to the occasion.

38. I keep receiving roses with the heads cut off. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I suspect I’m being stalked.

39.  A rose met his friend while out on a walk. He asked, "Hey, how's it growing?"

40.  After telling a joke, the rose said, "I was just pollen your leg!"

41. A rose that runs on electricity is called a power plant.

42.  There are two roses who always hang out with each other. I guess you could say they're best buds.

43. Emily Rose accidentally sat on a needle, then Emily rose.

44.  When two roses fall in love with each other, it's called a budding romance.

45.   I am the youngest rose kid in the family. I am the last bud not least.

46.   The rose was not backing down on its offer when it said, "Take it or leaf it!"

47.  I was planning to buy my girlfriend carnations for our anniversary, but decided on pink roses last minute. I guess you could say that it was a quick change of plants.

48.  The woman took her husband back after he gave her roses. I guess she rose above it.

49. They told me to look at the world through rose colored glasses, however, the world just looked cold and gray. That’s when I realized I was colorblind.

50.  A rose's favorite fruit is called a rose-pberry!

51.  The flower always gives to the poor because he is so gene-rose!

52. The other day I forgot where the sun rose from. But then it dawned on me.

53. I named my youngest daughter Poppy and my middle daughter’s name is Rose. Our firstborn daughter, we call her Elderflower.

54. Today, I carried my clock out to my rose garden because I wanted to take time to stop and smell the flowers.

55.  Roses are so optimistic because they see the world through rose tinted glasses.

56. People make such a huge deal about Axl Rose joining AC/DC. Little do they know Slash has always been right in the middle.

Rose Jokes You Will Love

Here are some jokes that will make great rose captions for Instagram. Why not share one of these jokes with your friends and see how many people you can make laugh?

57. Why is it better to smell roses than dog poop? It’s just common scents!

58. A man gave flowers to his whole family. He gave his wife roses, and he gave his parents tulips. He gave his daughter orchids, what did he give his son? Sunflowers, of course!

59. What did the sunflower say when the rose cheated on her? Don’t be dande-lying to me!

60. What do you get if you cross a bicycle and a rose? Bicycle petals!

61. What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.

62. What’s the name of that French song about pink airplanes or something? L’Avion Rose.

63. Why should the Easter flower be a rose? Because Jesus rose from the dead.

64. An engineer and a doctor are courting the same woman. On Valentine’s Day, the doctor gave the woman a rose. The engineer gave her an apple because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

65. What did the bee say to the rose? Hello honey.

66. What should you say to an old rose? Hello, bloomer!

67. What did the big rose say to the little one? You’re really growing, bud!

68. What did the German bread say as it rose? Gluten Tag.

69. Where do roses sleep at night? In their flowerbed.

70. What do you call a rose that became a sunflower? A transplant.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of great family-friendly jokes puns and riddles for everyone to enjoy!

If you liked our suggestions for the best pink puns and jokes to make the whole family laugh, then why not also take a look at these hilarious cherry puns, or for something different, you might like these roses are red jokes that are bound to keep kids laughing all day long!