45 Friday Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Right Through The Weekend

Joan Agie
Dec 12, 2023 By Joan Agie
Originally Published on Dec 18, 2020
Edited by Monisha Kochhar
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Isn't Friday the hero of the week, swooping in to rescue everyone from the drudgery of work and school? It's that cherished day when people collectively exhale, knowing they can hit the snooze button without repercussions the next morning. Even on a gloomy Monday, the mere thought of a Friday stirs excitement.

What if we told you there's a secret ingredient to supercharge that Friday feeling? Yes, we're talking about the magical power of humor!

We've curated a list of Friday jokes that are bound to get you giggling, offering a joyous jolt to kickstart your weekend in style. Ready to add some extra sparkle to your Fridays?

Dive into these hilarious Friday jokes, perfect to lighten the mood with some laughter. Brace yourself for a fun-filled journey that will take you from chuckles to belly laughs, ensuring your Friday joy lingers right through the weekend!

Black Friday Jokes

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Who can resist the siren song of Black Friday deals? It's almost like a holiday tradition to go from feeling gratitude for earthly possessions on Thanksgiving to embarking on a shopping spree, filling carts with stuff that may never get used, just because it's a steal!

But don't worry, to help lighten any post-spending guilt, here's a list of hilarious Black Friday jokes. Because, hey, if you're going to surrender your wallet to the power of a great deal, might as well do it with a giggle!

1. What comes after Black Friday? Broke Saturday. 

2. How do you make a profit on Black Friday? By completely ignoring the celebration.

3. Why should you visit the geology museum on Black Friday? Because of the amazing shales.

4. Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday? At home by not going out. 

5. What did the horse get for Black Friday? A Mac.

6. What was on the specials on Black Friday? Leftovers from Thanksgiving Thursday.

7. When do rich people celebrate Black Friday? Everyday. 

8. Why was the customer unhappy with the vacuum he bought on Black Friday sales? It sucked. 

9. Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday? They will have a blowout. 

10. Why was the yacht owner happy on Black Friday? It was his most successful sail of the year. 

Friday The 13th Jokes

Friday the 13th is a day riddled with superstitions and mystery! Some of these notions are rib-tickling funny, while others might send a shiver down your spine.

Here's a fun antidote to tame the spooky vibes. Let's debunk those fears with a hearty dose of humor. Here's a collection of funny Friday puns and Friday the 13th jokes that will help you see the lighter side of this notoriously ominous day.

11. What kind of dessert goes best while watching 'Friday The 13th'? I scream. 

12. What is the best thing to avoid on Friday the 13th? Superstitions.

13. What should have been the name of the sequel to 'Friday The 13th'? Saturday the 14th.

14. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th for an adult? Monday the 16th.

15. What type of pasta is best eaten on Friday the 13th? Fettuccini Afraid-o.

Casual Friday Jokes

Need a little spark to light up those weekday blues? How about infusing your routine with some good old-fashioned Friday humor?

Whether it's workplace wisecracks, weekend witticisms, or lazy Friday morning jests, a hearty laugh can make even a Wednesday feel like a Friday. Here's our next list of 'Is it Friday yet?' jokes to bring those feel-good weekend vibes back into your life.

16. What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life? A casual Friday.

17. What did the worker say to his colleague who did not feel like working on a Friday afternoon? "Just a few more hours of work left, weekend make it!"

18. What is faster than the Flash? Friday nights. 

19. Why couldn't Friday lift heavy weights? Because it was a weak day.

20. What did a worker tell his colleague when the week was about to end? "Fri-nally."

21. What would a tired person do if Friday night were a person? Hug it and never let go. 

22. Why was the hospital empty? Because it was a feel-good Friday. 

23. What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes.

24. What should you do when life gives you lemons? Ask for more Friday nights instead. 

25. What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights? The next Friday night.

26. What is the only thing better than a Friday night? A Monday holiday.

27. What is Friday’s favorite day? Friday. It's just that good of a day.  

28. What did John Wick's enemy tell him on Friday? “Be careful, Wick's going to end soon”.

29. What do you call a Friday when you have a good philosophical conversation over a fast food meal? A deep fry-day. 

30. What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon. 

31. What fun activity did the student do after finishing school on Friday? He went home.

32. What does it mean when you arrive late at work for the fifth time in a week? It means it's finally Friday.

33. What does Friday smell like? The weekend.

34. What is God's gift to hardworking people? Fridays.

35. How long is Monday from Friday night? Five minutes.

36. What can ruin a perfect Friday? Realizing it's still Thursday.

37. When can Sunday feel like a Friday? When you have a weekend job.

38. When can Monday feel better than a Friday? One day, maybe.

Good Friday Jokes

Good Friday, unlike its weekly namesakes, comes with a more solemn tone. It's a day filled with reflection and meaningful traditions for many.

But who says that reverence and humor can't walk hand-in-hand? A touch of lighthearted jest can often help you connect on a deeper level with the spirit of the day. So, without further ado, let's embrace a bit of gentle humor, with the final compilation of Good Friday jokes.

39. What is an egg’s least favorite holiday? Good fry-day.

40. What do you call a hilarious joke on Friday? A Good Friday joke. 

41. Why don't people go to work on Good Friday? Because it's a holy-day. 

42. Where does Christmas come before Good Friday and Easter? In a dictionary.

43. How does Good Friday end? With the letter Y.

44. What should you do on Good Friday if you want to eat a lot on Easter? Egg-cercise.

45. What did I say to my friend who asked me if I knew the best Friday jokes? I told her that I only knew Good Friday jokes.

As we come to the end of this joke galore, we hope you enjoyed this rollicking ride through the land of laughter this has been! Friday jokes truly have the magic to turn even a mundane day into a mini-celebration, don't they?

And sure, while some of these quips may tip towards the corny side, they come with a guaranteed chuckle.

Don't hesitate to share these jokes with your favorite people! After all, laughter is best when it's shared.

Infusing a touch of humor into your life can transform your perspective and light up your days. So no need to wait until Friday. Start spreading the joy today!

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Written by Joan Agie

Bachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

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Joan AgieBachelor of Science specializing in Human Anatomy

With 3+ years of research and content writing experience across several niches, especially on education, technology, and business topics. Joan holds a Bachelor’s degree in Human Anatomy from the Federal University of Technology, Akure, Nigeria, and has worked as a researcher and writer for organizations across Nigeria, the US, the UK, and Germany. Joan enjoys meditation, watching movies, and learning new languages in her free time.

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