25 Hilarious Bender Quotes From 'Futurama'

Anusuya Mukherjee
Dec 12, 2023 By Anusuya Mukherjee
Originally Published on Mar 05, 2021
Edited by Jacob Fitzbright
Futurama is an American sci-fi satirical animated television series airing on the Hulu streaming service.
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'Futurama' is a 1999 animated sitcom with seven seasons.

This sitcom was created by the American cartoonist Matt Groening, the mastermind behind 'The Simpsons', and more such animations. The sitcom was first aired on FOX and then on Comedy Central and it still has a great fan following.

This sitcom is a workplace series based on the Planet Express interplanetary delivery company where they sometimes view the show named 'All My Circuits'. The company's employees that are a small group of individuals who largely fail to conform to the future society are the major focus of this sitcom. Philip J. Fry, Turanga Leela, and Bender Bending Rodriguez are the major characters of this sitcom where Fry is a pizza delivery guy, Leela is the one-eyed captain of their Planet Express ship, and Bender is the robot who is shown to have many negative characteristics like cigar smoking, foul mouthing, kleptomania, and more. Below is a list of some funny 'Futurama' quotes from Bender to send to your TV loving friends.

For something more like the Bender, sayings check these best 'Futurama' quotes and 'Bob's Burgers' quotes.

Best 'Futurama' Bender Quotes To Laugh At

If you loved to watch this TV show with your children a lot then these robots quotations, you should know by heart. Check this list for the character quotes that would be hilarious for everybody to use.

1. "Fry: Let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer."

- 'The Series Has Landed', Season One, 'Futurama'.

2. "Amy: Hey, Bender! Great new sweater.

Bender: New? What sweater? I came in with it. I don't know you, people!"

- 'A Fishful Of Dollars', Season One, 'Futurama'.

3. "Bender: Well, now you know. I'm not actually rich. I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy fraud. This isn't even a real bow-tie, it's magnetic.

Countess: Bender, I don't care whether you have money. I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sincerity simulator."

- 'A Flight To Remember', Season One, 'Futurama'.

4. "Hermes: Yeah, right! As if you ever did anything charitable.

Bender: I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood?

Fry: Whose blood?

Bender: Some guys."

- 'Xmas Story', Season Two, 'Futurama'.

5. "Hermes: You'd better not breathe, You'd better not move.

Bender: You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude."

- 'Xmas Story', Season Two, 'Futurama'.

6. "Fry: I believe you're forgetting about our 5% military discount.

Clerk: Well that's only for people in the military.

Bender: What? This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!"

- 'War Is The H Word', Season Two, 'Futurama'.

7. "Leela: Whale oil. Bender, lift it up to the can opener.

Bender: Oh, no! I'm not going near it. Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.

Fry: Oh, right. Plus, the magnet screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs."

- 'Bendin In The Wind', Season Three, 'Futurama'.

8. "Leela: Doesn't it bother you even a little to be taking advantage of your girlfriend's trust?

Bender: Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder."

- 'Love And Rock', Season Four, 'Futurama'.

Funny Bender Quotes To Share With Your Friends

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Want a few more laughable robot quote to use in your conversations with your friends? This quote-list is the heart of your search.

9. "Hey. Look over here! It's me, Bender. I'm being entertaining. Look at my head. It's all painted! Look at my head! I got a big, old head, hey! Ho! Alright, the show's over, I'm tired."

- Bender, Season One, Episode Six, 'Futurama'.

10. "I am a thing."

- Bender, Season One, Episode Six.

11. "Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Bender."

- Bender, Season One, Episode 10, 'Futurama'.

12. "No! My cheating unit malfunctioned! You gotta give me a do-over!"

- Bender, Season One, Episode 10, 'Futurama'.

13. "If they put me on a stamp, tell them to use the young Bender."

- Bender, Season Two, Episode 17, 'Futurama'.

14. "There! Now no one will be able to say I don't own John Larroquette's spine."

- Bender, Season Three, Episode Four, 'Futurama'.

15. "Whoa, check out all those broken robots. Howdy, fellas!"

- Bender, Season Three, Episode 12, 'Futurama'.

16. "Wait. I don't even have DNA. Why am I screaming?"

- Bender, Season Four, Episode Two, 'Futurama'.

17. "Hmm, my tux doesn't fit. Probably because I've grown so much since I last wore it, or evolved, one might say."

- Bender, Season Six, Episode Nine, 'Futurama'.

Incredible Robot Quotes By Bender To Remember

Bender is one of the robots with words that can make your heart skip a beat while watching TV. Check these quotes for more incredibly funny and thoughtful quotes by Bender that you may use.

18. "I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer."

- Bender, Season One, Episode Two, 'Futurama'.

19. "Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack..."

- Bender, Season One, Episode Two, 'Futurama'.

20. "Fry: I just wish I could've shown you guys how great they were. I may be rich but I still can't buy back all the things I miss from the 20th century.

Bender: Maybe you're forgetting just how rich you are."

- 'A Fishful Of Dollars', Season One, 'Futurama'.

21. "I assure you, I barely know the meaning of the word 'labor'."

- Bender, Season One, Episode 10, 'Futurama'.

22. "Tragic romances always have a happy ending."

- Bender, Season One, Episode 10, 'Futurama'.

23. "Hey, yeah, I could write a song! With real words, not phony ones like 'delay'."

- Bender, Season Three, Episode 13, 'Futurama'.

24. "Alright, environment, you've met your match!"

- Bender, Season Four, Episode Two, 'Futurama'.

25. "It's too risky. I'm a very meek individual. If her personality engulfs mine, the Bender you know and worship could disappear forever!"

- Bender, Season Four, Episode Three, 'Futurama'.

Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Bender quotes then why not take a look at 'The Simpsons' quotes, or cartman quotes.


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Written by Anusuya Mukherjee

Bachelor of Arts and Law specializing in Political Science and Intellectual Property Rights

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Anusuya MukherjeeBachelor of Arts and Law specializing in Political Science and Intellectual Property Rights

With a wealth of international experience spanning Europe, Africa, North America, and the Middle East, Anusuya brings a unique perspective to her work as a Content Assistant and Content Updating Coordinator. She holds a law degree from India and has practiced law in India and Kuwait. Anusuya is a fan of rap music and enjoys a good cup of coffee in her free time. Currently, she is working on her novel, "Mr. Ivory Merchant".

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